Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee in Hawaii

Sorry for the late start kiddos!

Damn, I thought I would lay down for a quick nap and next thing I know I am in dreamland. I was dreaming about some pervert who wouldn't leave me alone. I was in a club or something and this scrawny, ratty looking 50 year old dude won't stop following me around. And he's trying to expose himself! I lost my purse, I couldn't find my husband, it was awful.

Anyhow, here's Pam and Tommy hanging with the kids in Hawaii.















































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Rosanna Arquette Is A Tick in Maui

It can't be easy having paparazzi all over your ass when your on vacation and just want to let it all hang out.

You know how it is when you go to Hawaii, Mexico or the Caribbean. You eat an assload, drink tons of beer and sugary foo foo drinks and then swell up like a fricking tick. Such is the case of Rosanna Arquette.

The bathing suit is awful too. It looks like a sports bra and panties. Almost anything would have flattered her more than that tragedy of a suit.








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Two Members of Leonardo DiCaprio's Security Team Arrested in Jerusalem

Leonardo DiCaprio and supermodel girlfriend Bar Refaeli hoped to arrive in Israel this weekend unnoticed.

They booked a late night flight from Frankfurt, Germany but it just so happened that a group of Israeli entertainment reporters were on that same flight returning from Ireland.

So much for that plan.

On Monday the couple traveled to Jerusalem where they visited the Western Wall and its subterranean tunnels in the Old City. They managed to elude paparazzi until they tried to leave.

Outside the photographers were waiting in droves. A scuffle ensued between Leo's bodyguards and the group. Some of the journalists claimed to have been punched and their cameras damaged.

After the smoke cleared, two members of Leonardo's security team were arrested.

Ken Sunshine, Leonardo DiCaprio's spokesman, said that he wasn't aware of what had happened.

"I'm in New York, he's in Israel, I just don't know," Sunshine told The ShowBuzz on Tuesday. "I presume I will get confirmation on whether or not this happened, at this point I just have no idea."

Sunshine added, "Leo is fine."


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Jessica Biel Celebrates 25th Birthday in Paris

Jessica Biel celebrated her 25th birthday Saturday in Paris, France.


She told People Magazine while at a party in Paris for designer Giambattista Valli, "I'm in Paris with my friends. Just being here is enough."

Jessica arrived at the Salons France Ameriques with two female friends and went straight to the VIP room. Biel and her friends drank champagne and partied until 1:30 a.m., when a chocolate cake with a sparkler was brought out. "Happy Birthday Jessica" was written on it.

Jessica finally called it a night at 2:30am.

Biel clapped her hands, hugged Valli, and took a piece of cake saying, "I'm not one of those skinny actors. I've got meat on my bones."

Other guests included Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

































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Kirsten Dunst Relaxes on the Beach in Maui

And by 'relaxes', I mean she gets felt up.



































































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Bam Margera and Wife Get Strip Searched in Dubai

Bam Margera got some laughs at the Entertainment Weekly Oscar party at Elaine's.






















He told NY Daily News that upon returning from his honeymoon in Dubai with new wife, Missy Rothstein, he and his wife got close and personal with airport security.

He said, "I know Perez Hilton made a joke about how Bam and Missy are going on their honeymoon in Dubai — and don't take any drugs with you because some guy just got caught with weed and got in big, big, big, big trouble.

"So I guess they were waiting for us to come in because they checked every pocket of our clothes. They even tapped out our cigarettes to make sure it was tobacco.

"Then they led both of us to a certain room, and we both had to get completely nude. I was like, 'Are they kidding?'

"They were like checking under my dick for something taped under it. I'm like, 'This is literally insane.'"


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Is Denise Richards On The 'Hollywood Blow Diet'?

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora have been enjoying themselves doing a whole lot of nothing on the beaches of Hawaii.

We have seen them pawing each other, and we have seen Denise's cooter. The latest pics catch Denise doing what sure looks a hell of a lot like tootin' cocaine.

Ahh, the life of celebrities. Running off with one of your friend's husbands, laying around on the beach with him and snorting coke. Denise has sure made some great choices in her life.


























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Denise Richards & Richie Sambora in Hawaii

Denise & Richie stroll the beaches of Hawaii like they have always been together.


I'm not a big fan of Denise's since she completely backstabbed her friend Heather Locklear. (Not that I was ever a fan to begin with..)

Richie just seems like a big doof who went along with the tail that was being wagged in front of him.

























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More of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden on the Beach in Cabo San Lucas

I give this relationship two months..tops.

They've jumped in feet first and are totally hot and heavy.

It is going to burn out as fast as it came about.

It appears that Nicole has gained some weight. The bones aren't protruding through her skin anymore..
























































That's it for now Smackaholics, I have a doctor appointment to get to but will see you in a bit for more updates!


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