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Brandon Davis Singlehandedly Ruins Paris Hilton's Birthday Party

Paris had another birthday party on Saturday at Prime Grill in Beverly Hills.

The place was decked out for the party princess and according to one source, "They must have spent $10,000 on the flowers alone."

Paris appeared to be very involved with Stavros Niarchos, and friends Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were at the party as well.

All seemed like the perfect little heiress party until Brandon Davis started acting like the jerkoff that he is.

According to a witness, "He was hurling flowers at Paula Abdul. Then he began bombing her with Styrofoam flower-holders. He was shouting, 'Lick my [BLEEP], Paula!' He started mocking her ancestry by speaking gibberish in an Arabic accent.



"Stavros and Paris tried to stop him. Paris said, 'Shut up, you're wasted!'" But it was too late. Abdul, who was going to sing "Happy Birthday," decided to leave early

So fat greasy Brandon had to find a new person to disgust and he chose Courtney Love.

"He lifted her up so that she was straddling his waist," says a witness. "Her Chanel dress was riding up. Brandon was saying 'I want to squirt on you.' He was humping Courtney in front of her daughter, Frances Bean. When he put her down, Courtney grabbed Frances and they marched out of the restaurant through the kitchen."

It didn't stop there. "He was knocking over glasses and candles on the table," says a source. "Paris was crying to her mother, 'This is not my fault!'

Davis was eventually asked to leave and the party continued late into the night at Paris' house.

Incredibly, Brandon showed up at Paris' place," says a source. "Security guided him downstairs. They were under orders to keep him away from Paris."

I bet the dumbass was out driving himself as well.

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Source: NYDailyNews

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