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Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne made an announcement yesterday that tickets to this summer's Ozzfest will be absolutely free. It is said that Alice in Chains will be just one of many bands to play the festival.







Keith Urban is suing an artist also by the name of Keith Urban, saying the the painter is using a site with his name to sell art.
Meanwhile all is good on the home front with the Keith and Nicole Kidman. The two are planning a romantic Valentine's Day together.





Ryan O'Neal is claiming that it was his son Griffin who was the aggressor in their domestic dispute which ended with shots being fired. On the other hand it is Griffin's attorneys who are saying that it was Ryan who in fact was to blame saying that he inflicted facial lacerations on the pregnant girlfriend of Griffin's. But it gets even weirder. Ryan apparently is also saying the reason he went off on Griffin and the girlfriend was after returning home from celebrating his 60th birthday with Farrah Fawcett he found his son Redmond, 21, tied up in a dog run. Griffin reportedly tied up the younger brother who was high on PCP at the time.

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Lisa Marie Caputo Nowak a married, female NASA astronaut has been charged with the attempted murder of a woman who's romantic interest was in the same man . She reportedly wore diapers during her 950 mile drive to the attack the woman so that she wouldn't have to stop to use the bathroom.




After being trashed by gay rights groups Mars, Inc, the maker of Snickers has pulled it's Super Bowl commercial off the air and off their website. The commercial showed two men eating each end of a Snickers bar until they ended up in the middle with a kiss. The men then need to do something 'manly' to prove their heterosexually. The commercial had three alternate endings on their website, including one where after kissing they beat each other with wrenches. See the Super Bowl players reactions to the commercials here and here.

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Paris Hilton had Britney Spears black balled from the Vienna Opera Ball because, “They unfortunately do not get along anymore.” Britney has been in good spirits however. She was spotted the other day giving a homeless man $300 and then wishing him a happy new year.



Delusional Dina Lohan said this of her daughters entering rehab for drugs and alcohol, "She's 20 and she's solid, and she's doing what she needs to do. I don’t know that many people who are that secure. It's all about her, and getting back on track. She's fine — she’s amazingly fine."
Riiight. She wasn't fine the night before making the decision to enter rehab..



Nick Lachey has proposed to girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo. They are said to marry this spring, possibly in Mexico. Meanwhile ex-wife, Jessica Simpson learns to cook for her boyfriend, John Mayer.





People Magazine is reporting that Marilyn Manson's new 19 year-old girlfriend wears her hair and makeup like Dita, and that Marilyn is going through some sort of midlife crisis. Me thinks he should be hitting the rehab with good pal Lindsay.



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Van Halen, R.E.M., Patti Smith, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, and the Ronettes, are all being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It takes 25 years after your first recording to be considered as an inductee. On March 12th that will be honored at a ceremony that will take place in New York. Inductees often perform at the event, which has some wondering if Van Halen will reunite for the occasion. Let's just hope that David Lee Roth doesn't reunite with his fringed spandex unitard..


Angelina Jolie has spoken regarding Madonna & Guy Ritchie's adoption of David Banda. Jolie spoke with the French magazine Gala and told them that what Madonna did was indeed, illegal.
"Personally, I prefer to stay on the right side of the law. I would never take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal. Madonna knew the situation in Malawi, where he was born..It's a country where there is no real legal framework for adoption."
On the flip side, Jolie also stated that she feels sorry for Madonna and the criticism that she has had to endure over the adoption.
"I have been horrified by the attacks she's been subjected to. All that should count is the happiness of her little David."


Rosie O'Donnell says Donald Trump is obsessed with her, and has insulted plus sized women everywhere.
She joked about the Trump feud again on this morning's 'The View'.
"It's the way I look. He can't resist. I love when people say you're fat like you don't know.. It's always the first comment of someone who disagrees with you if you happen to be on the plus side..He wounded millions of women by saying that I was fat, you know?" Millions of balding men must also be up in arms over Rosie's 'combover' remarks..


Kylie Minogue has been named the best-dressed female by Glamour magazine.
Editor Jo Elvin said of the pop goddess, "We've seen a newer, softer-looking Kylie. She's still sexy, but she's not flaunting that side of herself in gold hotpants any more."



Melanie Brown, Eddie Murphy's ex and possible mother of his soon to be child has requested 24/7 police protection after some crazed Eddie Murphy fans have set up camp outside of her home. The losers, who must not have anything better to do, have been screaming insults aimed at Brown reagrding her relationship with Eddie Murphy. Brown has had to temporarily leave her home, fearing for the safety of her and her daughter.

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Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are trying to put an end to rumors of a Thai wedding on New Years Day. According to Moss' publicist, the drug loving couple did not marry in a Buddhist ceremony in Thailand despite numerous reports of a wedding.
"Contrary to various entirely false media reports today, there has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand. She is on holiday," her spokesman, Stuart Higgins, said earlier today.



John Mayer and Jessica Simpson ushered in 2007 by sucking face at the Hudson Hotel party thrown by Christina Aguilera.
"He was scratching her back, they were kissing, it wasn't subtle," says a source who attended the party. Another source talked about their hidden relationship, "John has been thrilled that they have been tricking the media, but she doesn't really care. His Christmas present to her was a framed copy of the Us Weekly cover that says 'Dumped: John ditches Jessica.'"



Congratulations to Will Ferrell and his wife who had their second child on December 30th. Mattias Ferrell was born just after 2 a.m. This is the second child for Ferrell, they have a two year old son, Magnus.





Evangeline Lilly is tired of stardom already. She even goes as far to say that she has been contemplating quitting her role on the hit show 'Lost'.
"I am an incredibly private person, and it's so exhausting to me that everywhere I go people know me or think they know me. If I could act and make the income I make and be anonymous, I would never want to leave the job."




Good Charlotte's Benji Madden and actress Sophie Monk are engaged according to People magazine. "Benji proposed to Sophie in Australia on Christmas Eve with a Neil Lane diamond ring. They are very excited and enjoying this time with family and friends," said Madden's publicist, Kacey Spies.




Jordan's son Harvey was badly burned in an accident at home on New Years Eve. The four year old who is partially blind and has a growth disorder was rushed to the emergency room where he was treated. He is listed in stable condition. Jordan and husband, Peter, were to host a New Years party at their mansion, but instead rushed to the hospital to be with Harvey. It is not known where or how Harvey burnt himself.


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Arnold Schwarzenegger underwent surgery today on his broken leg, which he suffered while skiing in Sun Valley Idaho.
The surgery lasted 90-minutes. Cables and screws were used to wire the broken bone back together.
"Following the surgery, the governor was awake, alert and talking in the recovery room," said Dr. Kevin Ehrhart, who performed the operation at St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica.



James Brown's personal manager, Charles Bobbit, was at his bedside when the performer passed. "The most difficult thing is for me to stand here without him. We were a team." Bobbit said that Brown told him, "I'm going away tonight." Then he took three long, quiet breaths, and closed his eyes. Frank Copsidas, Brown's agent, said that, "It appears what happened is that he did die of a heart attack as a result of his pneumonia."



Carl Blaze, the 30-year old New York DJ who had been shot 13 times earlier this month died Saturday. Blaze was a DJ for hip-hop and R&B radio station Power 105.1 FM. The perpetrator also ripped his $20,000 necklace from his neck. Blaze is survived by his two children, 1 and 7, with his wife, Yvonne.


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Eminem's second divorce from Kim Mathers was finalized Tuesday. They were married a second time last year on January 14th, but by April 5th they had split and Eminem filed for divorce.
The couple will share cus
tody of their daughter, Hayley. They will also divide their property according to the terms of a private out of court settlement. It's not known if Kim got the financial support she had asked for.
Eminem refused to speak to reporters outside the Detroit courthouse.
In the divorce papers, he cited "a breakdown in the marriage relationship to the extent that the objects of matrimony have been destroyed and there remains no reasonable likelihood that the marriage can be preserved".




Rosie O'Donnell called Donald Trump a "snake-oil salesman" this morning on 'The View', after Trump announced that he would not be dethroning Miss USA, Tara Conner.
But that's not all. Rosie even got personal about Trump's past by mentioning how he had been bankrupt in the past and was hardly a self-made man. She also was quoted as saying, "(He) left the first wife – had an affair. Had kids both times, but he's the moral compass for 20-year-olds in America. Donald, sit and spin, my friend."
People magazine spoke with Trump who called Rosie "a woman out of control" and saying he might sue her after she questioned his financial well-being in public.

"You can't make false statements. Rosie will rue the words she said. I'll most likely sue her for making those false statements – and it'll be fun. Rosie's a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie." What a dick.

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Christina Ricci took a fans displeasure to heart. After Ricci was spotted wearing fur, a fan pulled the plug on her Ricci fansite. Ricci was also named as one of PETA's Worst Dressed. Christina told PETA, "For what it is worth, I have received the message loud and clear and will not be wearing fur in the future."




Britney Spears has been named the Worst Celebrity Dog Owner. New York Dog and Hollywood Dog magazines polled readers as to who was the Worst Celebrity Dog Owner of 2006. Funny, I figured Paris would have had that one in the bag. Dog owners needn't fret anymore, Britney no longer owns the dogs. Remember stories of how she and Kevin let their dogs crap on everything? I bet that had something to do with it.



Rumors of celebrity breakups are all over this week! It's confirmed that Six Degrees star Bridget Moynahan and New England Patriots QB Tom Brady are calling it quits after three years of dating. Rumors are also running wild about Pink & Carey Hart's marriage taking a turn for the worse. Sources say they haven't spent hardly any time together as of late.
Another supposed marriage on the rocks is that of Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman.



Lindsay Lohan has a whole new respect for those 'cunts'. Just what women is she referring to? Strippers of course!
In an email sent off to friends last week, Lindsay describes her pole dancing lessons she is taking for an upcoming role in, "I Know Who Killed Me," due to begin filming in mid January.
You gotta love Lindsay and her emails.
“They’re all whores, they’re all whores ..xcept for some obviously!”
“So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark.“I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the cunts now. . . I’m not gonna lie to ya.”
Just what Lohan needs, pole dancing lessons.



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