"We are still married. We are going through the [divorce] process but we are not friends, but we don't hate each other or anything."
-Dita Von Teese regarding her relationship with soon to be ex-husband, Marilyn Manson

Paris Hilton had Britney Spears black balled from the Vienna Opera Ball because, “They unfortunately do not get along anymore.” Britney has been in good spirits however. She was spotted the other day giving a homeless man $300 and then wishing him a happy new year.
Delusional Dina Lohan said this of her daughters entering rehab for drugs and alcohol, "She's 20 and she's solid, and she's doing what she needs to do. I don’t know that many people who are that secure. It's all about her, and getting back on track. She's fine — she’s amazingly fine."
Nick Lachey has proposed to girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo. They are said to marry this spring, possibly in Mexico. Meanwhile ex-wife, Jessica Simpson learns to cook for her boyfriend, John Mayer.
People Magazine is reporting that Marilyn Manson's new 19 year-old girlfriend wears her hair and makeup like Dita, and that Marilyn is going through some sort of midlife crisis. Me thinks he should be hitting the rehab with good pal Lindsay.
Can you blame her?