Jenna Jameson Disappoints Fans

Porn queen Jenna Jameson is so stressed out over her bitter divorce that for the first time in her long career, she's behaving unprofessionally and letting her fans down, sources said.

Jameson, who reportedly underwent a botched and career-threatening vaginoplasty operation, has lost so much weight that she's almost unrecognizable and was a disappointment to fans at last weekend's Exxxotica convention in Miami Beach.

According to one insider, "She was contractually supposed to show up for a total of six hours in two days yet arrived late both days and blew off the event 45 minutes early on the second day of her appearance."

The source continued, "When fans openly asked her about her [botched surgery] and why she was so thin, her people cut them off. But she shouldn't be standing in front of an old photo of herself when she's about 40 pounds skinnier than she was."

Jameson has said her dramatic weight loss is due to stress from her ongoing divorce from estranged husband Jay Gardina.

The buxom blonde also refused interviews with the media - including CNN's Anderson Cooper, The Miami Herald and adult supersite XBiz.com.

She left the event early with her martial-artist boyfriend, Tito Ortiz, when she saw that rival porn star Tera Patrick had a longer line of waiting fans than she did.

Meanwhile, add Spike TV and Ortiz's organization, the Ultimate Fighting Championship, to Jameson's list of detractors.

The UFC star backed out of a bout with UFC President Dana White two Saturdays ago after Jameson "berated him for not negotiating a lucrative deal for the fight." Ortiz had signed a contract to fight White for no extra compensation, another source added.

Ortiz's no-show left the Nevada State Athletic Commission, the UFC and Spike TV reps steaming mad. One fight fan suggested that Jameson was damaging his career and predicted that she'd be to Ortiz what Robin Givens was to Mike Tyson.

Jameson's lawyer told Page Six, "Jenna fulfilled every obligation as set forth from Jay Handy [the Exxxotica organizer], and he is pleased with her participation and invited her to come back."

Handy said, "Jenna fulfilled her contract, and Jenna had a classic Jenna fan line - the biggest line, [one] that wrapped around the Convention Hall."











Source: PageSix

Jenna Jameson and Her Vaginal Woes

X-rated flick chick Jenna Jameson has annoyed Hollywood heavyweights who want to turn her best-selling book, "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star," into a movie.

"She hasn't been showing up for meetings" with a major production company interested in "Porn Star," a source claims.

But Jameson should be forgiven. Our source says the gorgeous blond, who has to look good from head to toe professionally, has had a little work done "down there" - and is not pleased with it.

"She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy," said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, "she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie," which would be a mainstream production.

Jameson became famous for work in more than 100 X-rated flicks, including the classics "Camera Sutra" and "Udderly Ridiculous."

Her agent Mike Esterman said, "I have no idea" when asked about the surgery. Regarding the missed meetings, a spokeswoman for Club Jenna (a Jameson company) told us that "Jenna isn't always available within a few minutes."

Source: NYDailyNews

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Keith Richards in the Press Room at the 2007 Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony

I wonder what Keith Richards would look like with a facelift and some botox?




Probably like Joan Rivers, so I have to say that I think Keith looks better au naturelle as unlikely as it may seem.
























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Simon Cowell Talks About Kellie Pickler's New Shoes

I think we all about sh*t ourselves when we saw Kellie Pickler and her new 'shoes' last week.

When she walked onstage I think I heard millions of jaws dropping..whatever that sounds like.
In this interview with Extra's Terri Seymour (Simon's babe) Simon says what I was thinking. As soon as I saw her I told my husband that she should be singing, '9-5'.









Was she channeling Dolly Parton or was it a really desperate attempt at Christina Aguilera's 1940's pinup look? Regardless, she looked ridiculous.
And to top it off, she was a complete dumdum everytime she opened her mouth. Thank God for DVR...fast forward..











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Source: TMZ

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Jennifer Aniston's New Nose

Jennifer attended the Santa Barbara Film Festival yesterday and gave the world a glimpse of her new nose for the first time.

Jen before & after



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Source: The Sun

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'Dead or Alive' Frontman Suing Over Botched Lip Enchancement Surgery

Pete Burns, lead singer of the 80's band, 'Dead or Alive' is suing a doctor for £1m over plastic surgery gone very bad.

Burns said he looked like he had been 'mutilated with a Stanley knife' after surgery to correct original problems left his top lip hanging off.

Said Burns of the recent surgery:

"It has taken away my life and my career. I saw doctors in London who said the only option was to amputate my lips. I was suicidal. Eventually I found a doctor in Italy who knew the product and said he could remove it. I had 17 months of procedures and now I am back again having more...What happened to me after a series of injections was far worse than any nightmare I could have envisaged. Not only was it agonizingly painful but it was physically repulsive in the extreme. It was impossible to lead any life whatsoever. I was unable to leave my house as I was so distorted with swelling. At times it leaves me seriously suicidal and depressed and I could have problems for the rest of my life."

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Source: DailyMail

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Katie Holmes Nose Job

Tom is sculpting her to be the perfect little wifey, isn't he?

Gag me.















































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Ivanka Trump at the Golden Globes

With new funbags in tow..

I am not hip on her dress. It's too tight on her new, curvaceous body.

I'm sure the men won't complain, but it reminds me of something a tramp would wear to a nightclub.

But the shoes..? Damn, bitch, hand them over!

















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Jenna Jameson at the Adult Entertainment Convention in Las Vegas

There's been a lot of money put into that face.

Among other things..












Before the facial reconstruction..










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Vivica A. Fox Destroyed Herself with Plastic Surgery

Here is Vivica at the 'Boom Boom Room Baby and Kid Style Villa' yesterday.






















Girlfriend used to be so incredibly beautiful without all that pulling and plumping, stretching and injecting..
























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Nicole Kidman at the 'God Grew Tired of Us' Premiere

"I would love to have boobs and a butt like Jennifer Lopez but I'm not having surgery so there it is." -Nicole Kidman

Well, not on her boobs and butt anyway..


























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More Tara Reid Bikini Pics

Tara flaunted her 'new body' in St. Bart's over the holidays.

Like I said yesterday...her body is still mangled. But oh so much fun to gawk at!



























































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Tara Reid Still Has a Bizarre Body

Corrective surgery or not, Tara still has an oddly proportioned body!

Here she is in St. Bart's for the holidays, showing off her scrawny sucked out ass.






















Pre-suckage..














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Source: People

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