I have said it before but I will never understand why any female would want him. Big deal that he's in some pop-rock band. He's nasty and his mouth, just what the hell is up with that mouth? Ew, ew and ew. Damn Nicole, you're one dirty ho.
Showing posts with label Weird Body Parts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Weird Body Parts. Show all posts
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Leave Mr. Chow
Joel Madden is just gross.
I have said it before but I will never understand why any female would want him. Big deal that he's in some pop-rock band. He's nasty and his mouth, just what the hell is up with that mouth? Ew, ew and ew. Damn Nicole, you're one dirty ho.
I have said it before but I will never understand why any female would want him. Big deal that he's in some pop-rock band. He's nasty and his mouth, just what the hell is up with that mouth? Ew, ew and ew. Damn Nicole, you're one dirty ho.
Fergie's Mouth Looks Like...Well, a Vagina
Second best thing to an actual crotch shot.
I think it's a subliminal thing she's working on.
Source: CelebUtopia
I think it's a subliminal thing she's working on.
Source: CelebUtopia
Victoria Beckham Loves To Flaunt Her Missile Nipples
Us Weekly have posted a letter to Victoria Beckham on their site asking her to wear bras while living in Los Angeles because people are sick of seeing her nipples.
They write, "There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you've unfortunately been known to do.
"It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you - much like American football, or the good sense to avoid Tom Cruise - so allow us to explain: You're a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe.
"Keep shunning that bra and in five years you'll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle that hubby David Beckham might mistake for soccer ball bags."
They write, "There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you've unfortunately been known to do."It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you - much like American football, or the good sense to avoid Tom Cruise - so allow us to explain: You're a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe.
"Keep shunning that bra and in five years you'll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle that hubby David Beckham might mistake for soccer ball bags."
Source: ActressArchives
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Funniest Celebrity Quote Ever - by David Cassidy
"I've always been very comfortable with my sexuality and my brothers call me Donk, as in Donkey. People have talked about me being 'blessed' in my physique. The first time (I met Gina Lollobrigida) she looked me up and down and said, 'I hear you're a monster. I want to meet the monster.'
Well, I decided that if I had it, there wasn't any point in just keeping it in the holster all the time."
-David Cassidy in his new book Could It Be Forever
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Whose Feet Were They?
I asked you earlier today whose overly tanned, Florida grandma feet you thought these were.
Aubrey was the first to get it correct with 'Tara Reid'!
This is Tara last night at People's post Grammy party.
Someone is Thinner Than Nicole!
Nicole's friend in hand, Sophie Monk.
Girlfriend has a larger than life head! 'It's like Sputnik!' Sophie also looks skinnier than still rail thin Nicole Richie, and has lips quite possibly as plump as Lisa Rinna's.
Kewpie doll on collagen..
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What's Grosser Than Gross?
A) Britney's Expression
B) Britney's Face
C) Britney's Feet
D) All of the Above
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B) Britney's Face
C) Britney's Feet
D) All of the Above
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David & Victoria Beckham Leaving Zuma Restaurant in Knightsbridge
Victoria's nipples are back again. Those weapons of mass destruction have the circumference of a big toe!
I know when she smiles she looks kind of scary, but can't she just curl her lips a little?
She always looks so ultra unhappy. I mean, sheesh, look at that gorgeous man at her side. She should be smiling all to beat hell. He should be the one looking miserable..
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I know when she smiles she looks kind of scary, but can't she just curl her lips a little?
She always looks so ultra unhappy. I mean, sheesh, look at that gorgeous man at her side. She should be smiling all to beat hell. He should be the one looking miserable..
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More Tara Reid Bikini Pics
Tara flaunted her 'new body' in St. Bart's over the holidays.
Like I said yesterday...her body is still mangled. But oh so much fun to gawk at!
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Source: HQCB
Like I said yesterday...her body is still mangled. But oh so much fun to gawk at!
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Source: HQCB
Tara Reid Still Has a Bizarre Body
Corrective surgery or not, Tara still has an oddly proportioned body!
Here she is in St. Bart's for the holidays, showing off her scrawny sucked out ass.
Pre-suckage..
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Source: People
Here she is in St. Bart's for the holidays, showing off her scrawny sucked out ass.
Pre-suckage..
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Source: People
The Ass That is Coco's..
When you think of Ice- T, you think of Coco.
And when you think of Coco, you think of booty!
Coco admitted to VH1 that yes, her boobs are fake, but that ass is 100% REAL!
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And when you think of Coco, you think of booty!
Coco admitted to VH1 that yes, her boobs are fake, but that ass is 100% REAL!
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