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Melissa Gilbert Shows Us Her Nipples

Melissa Gilbert, better known as the sweet and innocent Laura Ingalls Wilder on 'Little House in the Prairie' must have needed an ego boost.

FIXED! Click to enlarge the bitties

She's not getting any younger, and she hasn't done anything worth any publicity in a very long time. So she did what every other publicity whore is doing these days. She left her undergarments, most notably her bra, at home.

This is the last person I would ever expect to step into the spotlight in something see-thru with no bra. Laura Ingalls? Damn. Anyone will do that shat nowadays.

Anyone but me.

I must be a total prude. I know that if I ever stepped outside without a bra and only a sheer top on it would seriously funk my day up. I'd be throwing off leg humpers right and left. Not good street fashion.

Maybe Laura, I mean Melissa, isn't getting any lately and she's craving some random, meaningless schlong. She's middle aged now and just might be one of those crazy old bitches who go full throttle into sexual prowesses. If Melissa really wants to prove to us what a crazy old loon she is, she will flash the firecrotch. Wouldn't that be something?

Hey, it could happen..

Source: CelebUtopia

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Beyonce's Upskirt on National Television

Beyonce was on The Today Show this morning and not only showed off her stumpy legs, she also showed the nation her panties.

Beyonce performed on live television in a much too short mini. To complicate the situation the skirt had a slit up the front that provided a peep into Beyonce's underworld. Thanks goodness she doesn't follow in the footsteps of Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears..

Source: CelebUtopia

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Victoria Beckham Loves To Flaunt Her Missile Nipples

Us Weekly have posted a letter to Victoria Beckham on their site asking her to wear bras while living in Los Angeles because people are sick of seeing her nipples.

They write, "There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you've unfortunately been known to do.

"It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you - much like American football, or the good sense to avoid Tom Cruise - so allow us to explain: You're a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe.

"Keep shunning that bra and in five years you'll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle that hubby David Beckham might mistake for soccer ball bags."

Source: ActressArchives
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Kate Moss Photoshoot in the Caribbean

I'm so jealous, the Caribbean is my favorite place in the world.

Source: DailyMail

Kate left her junkie boy at home while working in the sunshine on St Barts. The supermodel has a series of jobs lined up there.

Pete and Kate, usually joined at the hip, have been staying in touch via cell phone.

They are so sweet, so in love. I bet they even blow lines in sync over the phone together. Now that's romance.

Janice Dickinson Spreads Her Legs

No wonder she was asked not to return to the fashion show.

Mary Carey & Rena Riffel Show Crotch Outside Mr. Chow

Porn stars will do what they do.

These two nasty hos love the attention they are getting and are used to throwing their legs open in front of a camera so they are doing what comes naturally.

Rena Riffel looks like a tranny. Actually transvestites are usually prettier than her. Rena decides to show her crotch to the photographers at every angle. During her spread-eagle-athon in the backseat it looks as though her trap was gnawing on some toilet paper.

Nasty hos.