Jailed Joe Francis Tries to Bribe Guard With Cash, Caught With Pills

Joe Francis isn't the smartest crayon in the box.

The filthy rich arrogant playboy has apparently been caught with pills in his Florida jail cell after trying to bribe a guard for a bottle of water with a $100 bill last night.

The guard reported Francis to higher ups which led to his being searched, (and with any luck, probed anally.) Francis was found to be carrying $700 cash and a number of unspecified pills.

Francis may face charges of introduction of contraband into a correctional facility, which is a felony, and possession of a controlled substance.

Francis was to be detained until April 23rd, but all that may change after this latest development.

Money can't buy you everything...moron.


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Source:TMZ

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Joe Francis Refuses to Surrender to US Marshalls

Joe Francis has defied a federal judge, calling him a "judge gone wild" and refusing to surrender to U.S. marshals on a contempt citation.

U.S. District Judge Richard Smoak ordered Joe Francis into custody after settlement negotiations soured in a lawsuit brought by seven women who were minors when Francis' company filmed them on Panama City Beach.

The 34-year-old Francis, who makes an estimated $29 million a year through the videos of girls exposing their breasts, drew the contempt order Wednesday after lawyers for the women said Francis threatened them during negotiations.

Francis told The Associated Press late Thursday that Smoak "had lost his mind." "This judge has gone as far as to call me the devil and an evildoer," he said. "It is a case of a judge gone wild."

Francis' attorneys appealed the order that would send him to jail; the court had not issued an opinion Thursday evening. Smoak denied a request by Francis to stay the order pending the appeal. Smoak refused requests for comment Thursday.


Related: Joe Francis to open Girls Gone Wild restaurants (YumSugar)


Sources: ONTD /FoxNews

Antonella Barba Offered $250K to Host 'Girls Gone Wild' Video

Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis has offered Antonella Barba a $250,000 contract to host an upcoming new video for the company.

Francis told gossip site TMZ,
"We have reached out to Antonella Barba through her family and are trying to reach her directly in order to offer her a hosting job for one of our upcoming video projects. Just like the American Idol judges, we at Girls Gone Wild are looking for a girl next door, with sexiness, attitude, a carefree spirit and a presence that will command the attention of the Nation."

Well, she'll command the attention of something but I don't know if it will be the Nation.

Do you think Antonella will take the job? It certainly wouldn't be a wise 'career' choice. But considering that Antonella isn't going to make it much further on American Idol she better start looking somewhere.

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Paris Exposed...Again.

Paris Exposed is a new website that promises to bring you tons of dirt on our favorite pin cushion.


Paris supposedly failed to pay a $208 charge for her self storage unit and eventually the contents were auctioned off. The lucky bidder won him/herself a storage unit full of Paris' shit. Hence, Paris Exposed!

From home videos of her and others doing loads of cocaine (a kilo was snorted off one man's chest), having sex with toys, girls and Joe Francis, documents and diaries and over 25,000 photos.


The site claims to answer questions about Paris including, did she really give Cher's son herpes? What did she write about her sister that she thought nobody would ever see? What does she spend her money on?

Apparently Paris and her friends rip on people of color, various religions and of course, fat people. And ParisExposed.com has the pics & video to prove it.
All this for only $39.95! Heh.
I bet you $39.95 that she is the one behind this whole thing. Ya think?









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Janice Dickinson suffered a concussion after hitting her head on a windshield during a hit and run last night. Janice was with her makeup artist and stylist on 405 when a truck ran them into the barrier and then fled.
Janice and her crew went to a local hospital where everyone checked out A.O.K.



Founder of the "Girls Gone Wild" videos, Joe Francis, was sentenced to community service today after pleading guilty to federal charges of his business failing to monitor the ages of the women it films.
Mantra Films Inc. will also pay $1.6 million in fines for putting wasted teens in videos it filmed during spring break and failing to label its DVDs and videos as required by federal law.
The judge told Francis that he was tacking on the community service because he felt that a fine alone wouldn't phase him, being as he makes over $40 million a year.
"It does not take a very brave man to go out and corner a girl in the middle of spring break who had four drinks," the judge told Francis. Only four drinks? Who's he kidding!


Tawny Kitaen got off easy. Prosecutors dropped the cocaine possession charges she was facing as long as she completes a drug rehab program. The charges stem from the May incident in which someone anonymously called the police to check the welfare of her children. During that check police stumbled upon a mere 15 grams of cocaine.
Tawny has reportedly entered rehab and will be receiving treatment until June.


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